Salla Vegetarian

What is it? I want to write so much on this topic , I don't know what to say. Too many thoughts make for a complicated post :(

I was watching Animal Planet. In 'We-don't-have-food-to-eat-but-we-are-always-on-TV-land', the Cheetah , Dear and Wild beast share the same room. The Cheetah is the non-vegetarian here and I really like him . Please, this has nothing to do with me being a non-veg lover. I watch TV without any bias. I am not at all prejudiced. I am a fair human being . (Guess what , I am the fair sex as well .. )

What is the use of being born as a vegetarian in animal kingdom? Please tell me. The dear is good-looking , agreed, makes for good photos, eats the grass that god made. And? That's it. That's all there is to its life. Sooner or later it becomes prey to the cheetah, lion etc etc. Now my irritation with almost all vegetarian animals is this that they are super dumb.

Imagine Situation I:

The Indian barasingha is grazing. There are two barasinghas grazing now. All of a sudden a cheetah comes from behind, betraying all possible signs of warning and tries to attack the barasingha. Peeps, lets not forget that the name is 'barasingha' meaning twelve -horned! Now , If you and I had twelve horns, what all could we have done. For starters, We would all have longer mirrors at home. We will all be Horney, Oh so horney, Literally. The Indian government will think twice before asking people to wear helmets. We can add Horn polisher to our list of hair accessories. Paris Hilton will design a new range of horn stickers that you can stick to your horns and make them look, well, different , from the other horns. Mahesh Bhatt will want to grow his horn downwards from his head so that he can put it to multi-use , scratching becomes easier , you know. Yes, so on and so forth, shouldn't let my imagination take its toll on you. Kya aap dil ke mareez hain? Kripya karke mere blog par na aayein. Aapke heart beat tez hone ka karan mein ho sakhthi hoon, per mera yeh bichara blog nahi!

Ya, now that you are convinced that we can really put the horns to good use apart from self-defense of course, we will get back to what the barasingha does. It runs. Yes , It runs, when it sees the cheetah chasing him. It can't run as fast as the cheetah you know. But, it can surely defend itself with those beautiful horns. But will he use his brains to do that? No! They use their kickass horns to fight among themselves. How cool is that? and why do they fight? To win the female's attention! If they could use this same god-given horns to save their life , nobody, not even a cruel person like me would call them dumb! Yes , there have been times when they have given it back to the enemy, but they are so few!

Wild beast any day wins the 'Hey-you-can't-ever-be-dumber-than-me' award. They travel in packs. They are so many in numbers. Whatever happened to the 'united we stand, divided we fall' thingy? You can rummage right through this thick pack of wild beasts , find yourself your fav one, attack him , have him for lunch. Yes, no resistance from any other wild beasts , they are all busy playing 'who reaches the river bank first' to pay heed to such trivial incidents.

If my thinking is wrong or incomplete,tell me please. I have begun to hate these stupid vegetarian animals!